Despite Uncle Sam's assertions to the contrary, it is rather cold here (maybe our blood has thinned over the years). With the cold comes an extreme drop in humidity, and with the drop in humidity, the hair of certain household members becomes a little... "floppy": .
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Ok, so the middle one wasn't so floppy, but I threw that in there to show you how he can make plastic objects levitate. He's clever like that.
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