Category Archives: I am a dead man

Jonathan sent me these photos by email

I’m not sure why.  Does he think that there’s a connection between these two photos?  Hmm.
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You will be shocked to learn that I failed Art in school

Kristine asked me what the “Valley of Death” was, and in the absence of photographic evidence, I turned to the wonders of MS Paint to show her:
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I know, I know – I am a supremely talented artist.  Signed copies are available on request (they’ll be worth a lot one day, especially after I’m dead… which...

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